funny chinese quotes and sayingsAnyone have any funny quotes/sayings?

I have one ,
"dont diss fat people, they already have enough on their plate"
and another ,
"if god made everything, he must be chinese"
:D
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Rehab Is for Quitters.
Give me coffee and no one will get hurt.
funny chinese quotes and sayings Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
Eat sh!t and die....it's sooooo funny because it's soooooooo true

*that's not even slightly funny*
"If you where a rib, I'd eat you."
" AYEEEEEEE " - Nicko McBrain
Ha Ha! They are good!

Well i don't find this funny but mums sometimes do!

"cleaning the house when kids are around is like shoveling snow when it's still snowing"

i find that bofunny chinese quotes and sayingsring but my mum likes it!
Nobody really cares if you're miserable so you may as well be happy
no
timmy get your hand out of your AV儿劣, your mother is coming.
its deep, and spiritual tallking about nature... and stuff.
hahahhahaha yeah i have one
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP MY MOMS ON THE PHONE!!!" *guy in the backround* - "PASS THE WEED!"